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WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

 

 OVER THE HUMP AS THEY SAY!  

 

 

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com  That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. - Anonymous

 

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kissy – kissy!!!

moaning

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

 

See the source image Funny dad joke about a psychicDad joke about restaurant on the moon.

What religion are bears?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”



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Cute Toy Poodle resting on bed

Panicking poodle

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.

“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

 

  10 Responses to “Autumn is here! Fall is now! WW”

  1.  

    Hey girlfriend,

    Thanks for the laughs.
    I love Henritta the smart chicken! ;-)))

    How are you. My #WW post is now live, and will be till all of next week. Hop in babes.

    Be well. <3

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  2.  

    I liked all the funnies Marie made me giggle heheh! I noticed the lipstick camel actually said something 😯

    Hope all is OK over there Marie and you are masking up and posing LOL 🙂

    Oh just one thing don’t do anything I would like eating doughnuts with hot chilli sauce it;s quite painful even after ten glasses of cold water so my advice is….don’t 🙂

    Have a chillilesstastic safe week

    PS: I added you to my McLinkypops I think you forgot 😯

  3.  

    Love all the funnies and I stole the poodle. What a little cutie pie.

    Hitting the shower in a few minutes. I have to be at the surgery center at 6:15 this morning. Going to get my last eye done. Cataract surgery. I’m happy about it as it will help my vision.

    Have a fabulous Wordless Wednesday, honey. Love you bunches. ♥

  4.  

    Oh, gosh, I loved the jokes, especially the one with the three ministers. That was hilarious!

  5.  

    My popcorn is almost gone by the time the movie begins.
    Like the vampire one!

  6.  

    Those were all cute, smooches to the camel!

  7.  

    I loved all those jokes especially the chicken and eggs. Oh yes, and the black belt karate, That is definitely me if a spider dares to venture near me.
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  8.  

    Happy autumn to you, too. Some real oldies but goodies here – the best kind. Henrietta the chicken, and the bear joke – I needed a laugh today!

  9.  

    Haha! Love them all especially Dracula!

    Happy Weds, Marie!!

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